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lorax · 12-30-2009, 04:21 PM

I'll take 25-year old Oban Single-Malt or perhaps 20-year old Lagavulin Single-Malt. If you insist on mixing me a drink, I'd like a Tanqueray Martini with a twist of lemon, stirred and not shaken - I prefer them clear, thank you. If you insist on mixing me a girly drink, make it an Electric Tiger. If you have it on tap, I'll take a chocolate stout. If not, a Guinness.

If you put me behind the bar, I'm liable to flip your bottles around.

12-30-2009, 04:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
lorax Banned lorax's Photo Gallery Location: Ecuador, South America Find me on the map! Zone: USDA 13 / Köppen-Geiger BSh Name: Lorax Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,532 BananaBucks : 308,684 Feedback: 0 / 0% Said "Thanks" 742 Times Was Thanked 3,040 Times in 1,188 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 464 Times	Re: Step Right Up To The Bar I'll take 25-year old Oban Single-Malt or perhaps 20-year old Lagavulin Single-Malt. If you insist on mixing me a drink, I'd like a Tanqueray Martini with a twist of lemon, stirred and not shaken - I prefer them clear, thank you. If you insist on mixing me a girly drink, make it an Electric Tiger. If you have it on tap, I'll take a chocolate stout. If not, a Guinness. If you put me behind the bar, I'm liable to flip your bottles around.