imbananasaboutbananas

I feel bananaempowered.
So I wrote a song. It borrows heavily from a great bloke called BananaMeatLoaf.

The BANANAS are screaming and the BANANAS are howling,
way down in the valley tonight.
There's a man in the BANANAS with a gun in his eye,
and a BANANA shining oh so bright.
There's evil in the air and there's BANANA in sky,
and A killer's on the bloodshot BANANAS.
Oh and down in the tunnel where the BANANA are rising,
Oh I swear I saw a young BANANA down in the gutter,
BANANA was starting to foam in the heat.

Oh BANANA you're the only thing in this whole world,
that's pure and good and BANANA.
And wherever you are and wherever you go,
there's always gonna be some BANANA.
But I gotta get out,
I gotta break it out now,
Before the final crack of BANANA.
So we gotta make the most of our one night together.
When it's over you know,
We'll both be so BANANA.

Like a BANANA out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a BANANA out of hell
I'll be gone gone gone.
Like a BANANA out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes BANANA,
and the moonlights shining through,
Then like a sinner before the gates of BANANA,
I'll come crawling on back to you.

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering BANANA,
on a silver black phantom bike.
When the metal is hot and the engine is BANANA,
and we're all about to see the light.
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old BANANA (brown banana).
Everything is stunted and lost (banana).
And nothing really rocks (banana)
And nothing really rolls (banana)
And nothing's ever worth the cost. (is it tho)
And I know that I'm damned if I never get out,
And maybe I'm damned if I do,
But with every other BANANA I've got left in my heart,
You know I'd rather be damned with you.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanns be damned, BANANADAMNED
dancing through the night with you.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned. (BANANADAMNED)
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned, BANANADAMNED
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you. (BANANA)

Oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world, BANANAWORLD WOOO
that's pure and good and right, like a nice banana
And wherever you are and wherever you go,
there's always gonna be some light. LIKE WITH BANANAS
But I gotta get out,
I gotta break it out now, I HEAR YOU
Before the final crack of dawn. BANANADAWN
So we gotta make the most of our one night together. BANANAS!!!!
When it's over you know,
We'll both be so alone. EXCEPT WITH OUR BANANAS

Like a bat out of hell BANANA
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell BANANA
I'll be gone gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell BANANA
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes down, STILL GOT MY BANANAS
and the moonlights shining through,
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven,
I'll come crawling on back to you. AND THE BANANAS

I can see myself tearing up the road,
Faster than any other boy has ever gone. LOOKING FOR HIS BANANAS
And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe.
No-one's gonna stop me now, COS WE GOT OUR BANANAS IS IT
I gotta make my escape.
But I can't stop thinking of you,
and I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.
I never see the sudden curve 'till it's way too late. BANANAS BANANAS BANANAS

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun. THIS SONG GOES ON FOREVER DOESN'T IT?
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike.
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart, AND SOME BANANAS
Still beating,
Breaking out of my body,
And flying away,
Like a bat out of hell. BANANA ACTUALLY
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike.
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart.
Still beating, still beating,
Breaking out of my body and flying away, BANANA
Like a bat out of hell. BANANA
Like a bat out of hell. BANANA
Like a bat out of hell. BANANA
Oh like a bat out of hell! BANANA
Oh like a bat out of hell! BANANA
Like a bat out of hell! BANANA FFS

LadyNana

You're funny!!
You seem like a friendly bunch around here (BUNCH geddit!!!!!!)
LadyNana