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09-26-2010, 08:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Happy Birthday, Bob!
Even though your Birthday isn't until tomorrow, (Monday, September 27th) I thought I'd start a thread early, to give members a chance to wish you a happy day... and beyond... I couldn't remember how old you were turning, or if you told me not to tell anyone, but don't worry, you know I'll be totally discreet... To lesson the blow, I'll just say... Happy 20th Anniversary of your 30th Birthday! Would it sound better if I said you were 'half a century' old, or 'five decades'?? Here are some cheering quotes & jokes to ponder on your special day... 1) "You are not 50, just $49.95, plus tax" 2) "Looking 50 is great...if you're sixty"!!! 3) Q)What kind of underpants does a 50-year-old wear? A) Well, Depends, I guess! 4) Q) What is the most common remark made by 50 year-olds when they enter antique stores? A) "I remember these" 5) "You know you are over hill when you and your teeth don't sleep together"!!! 6) "Fifty isn't old if you're a tree. Unfortunately though, you're not a tree"! 7) "There are numerous advantages in being 50...just ask any 80-year-old"! 8) "Fifty isn't the end of the world, but you can see it from there"! 9) "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely" 10) Q) Why should 50 & 50+ year-old-people use valet parking? A) Valets don't forget where they park your car! "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down" Time to Of course, it's all in good fun Bob...the truth is you look terrific for 50 and could easily pass for someone in their 30's! Hope you have a fabulous day. Your friend always, : ) |
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09-26-2010, 10:06 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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. . Well I surley cant top that.... but.... HAPPY B-DAY Bob!!!! Hope you have an awsome one!!! Have fun!! -Blake .
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09-26-2010, 10:46 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
What can I say, pal... Enjoy the round anniversary of your 30th birthday.
And here's some 50 candles for you. Yes, there are 50 of them. Have a nice B-day. Sheesh, it doesn't say anything about your b-day on the main page... Holly?
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09-26-2010, 11:51 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
My Birthday, Jack?
It's in late Winter, two days after Valentine's Day, and I'll be turning 29... again! By the way Bob, here's some flowers from my garden for your birthday... Of course I'm sure on my birthday, Bob will get me back with the same kind of teasing he's come to expect from me, no doubt. Anyway Bob... Let us know how your day goes... : ) |
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09-26-2010, 12:11 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY on Monday BOB!!!
Not a year older, just another day better! Have the best day EVER!!! ~Cheryl
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09-26-2010, 12:26 PM | #6 (permalink) |
I think with my banana ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
NOOOO. I meant it doesn't say anything about Bob today, and so I asked: "Holly?" You started the thread.
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09-26-2010, 12:49 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Oh...lol! It will show tonight after midnight, Jack. His birthday isn't technically until tomorrow...
I just always think birthday threads get started too late and no one gets a chance to wish the person a : ) |
09-26-2010, 04:57 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
Well no fancy pictures, but just a big "Happy Birthday".....
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
Hi Bob.
Here is a little story about a Gros Michel pup that I gave up on because the center rotted. After potting and tending to the pup for several weeks I decided to cut a little off the top to help a new cigar leaf emerge. But after cutting it I found the center was black, so I cut and cut until it was about 10 inches from the soil line. At that point I gave up and set the pup in an out of the way spot to die and finish rotting. For some reason yesterday I decided to check it, kind of how you check the fridge for a beer when you know there are none there. I gave it a tug thinking it would pull straight out of the soil as a lifeless rotting mass of goo, but strangely it was stuck firm in the potting soil. So I grabbed a single edge blade and started chopping at it again. I found more rot in the middle, until I got to about 2 inches above the soil line. It was there I saw some green surrounded by brown! As of this evening it has pushed out about a half inch of new growth. Happy Birthday. The end. |
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bob!
Bob- May you have multiple hands for every year of a very long and happy life. All the best to a best bud.
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Happy Birthday Bob! I hope you have/had/having a really bomb time!
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I Hope your day is Happy! Good weather and good growing Bob!
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09-27-2010, 09:18 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Thank you so much everyone!!!!
No big plans today, I did sleep in on a Monday so that was nice. Probably out for sushi tonight Sherry, it figures you'd be the one to post this... and a day early even!!!! ( and you got your "Depends" comment in as usual! ... for those of you who don't know these are adult diapers sold in the USA) |
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Oh please, spare us all, Birthday Boy!
The reason why Bob knows exactly what "DEPENDS" are, and that they are adult diapers, is because here he was unashamedly posing in a pair of them recently... Now Bob, don't try to lie and tell us it's not you! You can clearly see by the hair, that it is! Of course what would a birthday be without some teasing & humor?... No fun! Alright, I know I've said it a thousand times but... Hope it was a good one for ya... : ) |
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Happy belated Birthday Bob!
I thought you were 58? oops I'll toast a martini to you later...the one I couldn't have at your house LOL.
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Thanks for joining in Patty.... 58!.... my pal
Sherry I thought you promised not to show this picture of me taken for a job interview!!! What is that load in the depends?...... nevermind , don't even reply |
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