Naughty Joke .. LOL but funny

Westwood · 12-13-2006, 09:48 PM

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:

Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign
or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign
saying:
"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different,"
the officer smiled . .
"Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following night found the same police officer was in the area when
he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car
again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest,
he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.00 :06:

Kylie2x · 12-13-2006, 11:25 PM

OKAY!!!! ROFLMBAO!!! You know I had to snatch that and send it on...Thanks!
Kylie

Westwood · 12-13-2006, 11:37 PM

I like the pun as well LOL snatch Lmao .

my mother sent that to me I about Peed my pants Tammy

Zac in NC · 12-14-2006, 03:43 PM

LMAO. That was funny. I caught the other pun too.

JoeReal · 12-14-2006, 04:29 PM

ROTFLMBAO!!!

Now my co-worker is curious to know if they still got caught or have hooked up with the cop, LOL!!!

devildog805 · 12-14-2006, 06:24 PM

Good one.

AnnaJW · 12-15-2006, 06:45 PM

Lol!!!!

12-13-2006, 09:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
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